Last Chance Texaco: "Before He Speaks" - Pastors Wives Speak Out, Parody of Carrie Underwood Song "Before he Cheats"

Thursday, June 12, 2008

"Before He Speaks" - Pastors Wives Speak Out, Parody of Carrie Underwood Song "Before he Cheats"

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GROWING UP IN THE 80' s

You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence
with the word SIKE.
2. You can sing the rap to the
Fresh Princeof Bel-Air and can
do the Carlton
3. You know that 'WOAH' comes
from Joey on Blossom
4. If you ever watched 'Fraggle Rock'
5. It was actually worth getting
up earlyon a Saturday to
watch cartoons.
6. You wore a ponytail on the side of
your head.
7. You got super-excited when it was
Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
8. You made your mom buy one of those
clips that would hold your shirt in a
knot on the side.
9. You played the game 'MASH'
(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
10. You wore stonewashed
Jordache jean jackets and were
proud of it.
11. You know the profound meaning
of ' WAX ON , WAX OFF'
12. You wanted to be a Goonie.
13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
(some of us...head-to-toe) Note:
the ponytail on the side in this pic.
14. You can remember what Michael Jackson
looked like before his nose fell off
and his cheeks shifted.
15. You have ever pondered why
Smurfette was the only female smurf.
16. You took lunch boxes to school...and
traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.
17. You remember the CRAZE, then the
BANNING of slap bracelets.
18. You still get the urge to say 'NOT'
after every sentence.
19. You thought your childhood friends
would never leave because you
exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
22. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
you kept saying 'I know you are, but what am I?'
23. You remember 'I've fallen and I can't get up'
24. You remember going to the skating rink
before there were inline skates.
25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
26. You remember boom boxes and walking
around with one on your shoulder like you
were all that.
27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.
28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli
was hot.
29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown
alien from Melmac.
30. You remember New Kids on the Block
when they were cool...and don't even flinch
when people refer to them as 'NKOTB'
31. You knew all the characters names and
their life stories on 'Saved By The Bell,'
The ORIGINAL class.
32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi -
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
33. You just sang those words to yourself.
34. You still sing 'We are the World'
35. You tight rolled your jeans.
36. You owned a bannana clip.
37. You remember 'Where's the Beef?'
38. You used to (and probably still do) say '
What you talkin' 'bout Willis?'
39. You're still singing shot through the
heart in your head, aren't you!

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO GREW UP IN THE 80s or Early 90s!!!